The 1RG Secret Party was a night full of games. Players had to compete in hidden person research, with two winners recieving the secret key (delivered by crane). The attached notebook instructed those winners to down to the basement, and locate the Hijinx Terminal.

Key holders gained access to a command-line choose your own adventure game. Out of 20 participants, these are the statistic data of the Hijinx Terminal endings:

• 13.33% left a letter to their old lover, written using a ballpoint pen (leaking)
• 13.33% left a letter to their old lover, written using a hand-crafted fountain pen made from sticks, metal scraps, and string, using oil grease as ink.
• 13.33% verbally tell their lover the secret they’ve been keeping all these years.
• 13.33% found the nether portal (minecraft), and told their deepest secret to a piglin.
• 6.67% screamed inside Canada Computers & Electronics, and immediately told the cashier their deepest darkest secret.
• 6.67% vibe-coded a Secret Message Generator app (to replace humanity with a superior cyborg race).
• 6.67% stared at their lover for 24 seconds until finally telling them the secret they’ve been keeping all these years.
• 6.67% whispered their secret into a bug’s ear.
• 6.67% trauma-dumped to a bug about their childhood trauma.
• 6.67% found the nether portal (minecraft), threw up, and used the vomit as ink to tattoo a piglin.
• 6.67% realized they were in a simulation, and met God.